Maredsous (10%)

Yeah, ...
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...that's Meredsous.

Trappiste Rochefort (8.0%)

Smells a bit like blanche, but...a) tastes good b) biting into a small old lake. If your throat would be bitten by a fork - it would be Ankh! ;-)

Leffe (6.6%)

Directly dwarfend from the devil. That's beer = good! It's nice beer. We like it!
Good for open air and park drinking - No left overs ;-)

Special Wit-blanche (4.7%)

Smells good. Looks like La Viale water. Taste like water.
Urrrch...is a nice description for this beer. Don't waste your money!

Printemps de Silly (6.5%)

Smells like beer, lots of foam, tastes like someone took a good beer and destilled some stuff out.
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Don't drink another one.
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Old Jever.

Pink Killer (5%)

Can not see the difference between the colour of the blanket and the colour of the beer. If it's hot it can be a coke substitution - but better!
Taste like soup, but will not bite!

Tsingtao beer (4.5%)

Like eurpean Pils, but without any bubbles. Could be a perspective.